Different conversations (most short) from my life

Mom-Am I getting tanner? 

Me-A little, am I getting more freckles?

girl-Where did you get your red hair from?(I am the only redhead in my family)

Me-My Dad's beard I guess.

Girl in my class(from middle school)-Is all your hair red?

Me-Is all your hair black?

Girl-I look so tan next to you.

Me-I look so short next to you.

Girl-Who dyed your hair it's so pretty.

Me-God?

An observation from a fellow kindergardener- Your hair isn't red it's orange!

Can't think of anymore right now.